Rush Limbaugh Letter

Rush Limbaugh dresses his new iced tea brand in a patriotic theme

Two If By Tea is a modern twist on the famous line "one if by land, and two if by sea" in Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's poem, "Paul Revere's Ride." Proving one more time that he can find new ways of continuing a conversation with his listeners, Limbaugh again made the point, "The liberals are coming, folks, the liberals are coming, and it's time to warn everybody!", in a style reminiscent of Paul Revere's famous warning cry to patriots in 1776.

"Two If By Tea is the brand name and there I am, in all of my glory on every bottle as Rush Revere!" Rush Limbaugh said, as he described the tea and the packaging, featuring Rush Limbaugh dressed to look like Paul Revere. "It's time to sound the alarms and have a little fun at the same time," commented Limbaugh.

Limbaugh reinforced his patriotism today, in describing the manufacturing process. Two If By Tea is proudly assembled, packaged and distributed in America, reflecting American values and a patriotic theme.

"Developing and bringing Two If By Tea to market has been a unique American experience for all of us who worked on the project. We were all reminded of the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution, who fought to create and safeguard the fundamental values of a free society, knowing that it was limited government and belief in the greatness of the American people that established the concept of American Exceptionalism," Rush Limbaugh wrote in the "Dear America," letter found on the product website, www.twoifbytea.com .

The iced tea is available to consumers nationwide via a website, TwoIfByTea.com, and not available immediately in any retail stores. Twelve packs of 16-oz bottles of Two If By Tea, in Regular and Raspberry flavors, are available for $23.76, with shipping costs included for delivery in the continental United States. First day orders were so brisk that consumers had to wait for some period of time given the immediate demand upon Limbaugh's announcement. Consumers in all 50 states purchased the product before the end of the day. "We strive for excellence in tea!" Limbaugh commented.

Two If By Tea branded iced tea is the result of a years' hard work and hands on exploration for the finest ingredients. Two If By Tea Original and Raspberry flavor beverages are made with real sugar, and without high fructose corn syrup. The Diet Original and Diet Raspberry flavors are so full of flavor, you would never know you were drinking a sugar and calorie free beverage.

Rush Limbaugh: Rush and Breitbart: The Lunatics of the Right

Is not online, but as the author of a new book about Limbaugh , I have a subscription. Most of the issue recycles a few of Limbaugh's tirades, such as his bizarre demand after the killing of Osama bin Laden that “the left owes us an apology” because “the primary obstacle to achieving the end of bin Laden was the Democrat Party.” Breitbart explains why he became a conservative: “The humiliation of having to get a wait job in fancy Los Angeles, waiting on college and high school friends who were on the fast track to Hollywood success, was a wakeup call.” He resented them for “knowing the right people and possessing the politically correct philosophy of liberalism.” Of course, none of this makes sense, since Breitbart claims he was a liberal at the time, so his ideology had nothing to do with his failures. Breitbart's final words in the interview return to this petulant envy: “I consider David Geffen, Ari Emanuel, all these Hollywood people, they're bullies, they're elitist, they take my lovely 7 o'clock reservations and make me sit near the wait station at 9 o'clock. It's personal.” Breitbart proudly discussed one of his most recent scams, the student who took video of a labor studies course at the University of Missouri at St. Louis. Breitbart posted manipulated videos on his website in an effort to smear the professors. The administration at the university concluded that the videos Breitbart posted were “heavily distorted” and inaccurate. What's interesting to me is how Breitbart describes this college course: “it showed them in full-throttle indoctrination of the children into communism.” Beyond the bizarre idea that an analysis of labor union actions is “communism,” consider how strange it is that Breitbart regards college students as “children” who are suffering “indoctrination” at the hands of their professors and must be protected from these “bullies.” Breitbart regards other people as dolts and children, idiots who can be controlled by the owners of cultural institutions and incapable of resisting the power of “bullies” who express different points of view than Breitbart's. Limbaugh defended Breitbart in this interview by telling him, “You've not edited your footage to have somebody saying something they didn't say, which is a common practice on the other side.

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